Inconceivable

*whispers*

….. ~I have a thing for bottom hannibal~

…I… got lost in his pretty eyes. And before I even knew what was happening I’d already hit reblog

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YOU!

kayceekitten:

Let’s take a moment to be glad that these are things that exist.

…i have lost the ability to can

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grimdarkromania:

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emmablackery:

prettyclavicles:

deanisanactualprincess:

A Slytherin Speaks by emmablackery

im not even a slytherin, im a ravenclaw, but i can’t tell you how much i hate house sterotypses

Don’t get me wrong, I love Harry Potter, but this is RIDICULOUS. No, you are not part of any of the houses. It is a work of FICTION. Next you’re gonna start saying yeah, I fought off a dementor last night. You effing weirdos. 

THEY ARE NOT REAL!

we found the muggle guys

i’ll get the memory charm going

damnit, I thought we had a protection spell to keep them out.

the thing about the hogwarts houses is that most fans of this series literally grew up with it, and thus they were the first clues we had to establishing identities.  associating yourself with a certain house made kids who were only just beginning to find their ways in the world feel like yes, they had a place they belonged, a place where the values they thought most important were cherished and upheld.  

we’re all quite aware that harry potter is a work of fiction, and we’re more than aware that people cannot be boxed in to four separate houses.  but now, the hogwarts houses are less a ‘oh harry potter is real here’s my wand’ and more a ‘these are my core values and how i perceive the world’.  it’s a personality analysis, and it should take you years to figure out which house you identify with the most.

some people start out thinking they’re gryffindors or ravenclaws, and grow up and realize they’re actually slytherins and hufflepuffs.  it prompts people to really look into their personalities and sense of self in order to figure out what is really important to them and how they look at reality.  i thought i was a hufflepuff all through childhood, despite it never feeling right — now that i’m older, i’m much, much more comfortable with my identity as a ravenclaw.

it’s our way of keeping our love for the harry potter fandom strong while also developing a sense of community.  all fandoms with factions do this: game of thrones, avatar: the last airbender, even homestuck to a certain extent.

as a last note: incidentally, when rowling developed the dementors as a plot device she used them as a physical manifestation of depression.  that’s why chocolate works so well on them, and why it is quite possible for someone to have fought off a dementor last night.

Reblogging for that comment. ^^^ Thank you.

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I keep seeing a lot of discussion(read:arguments) among the fannibals concerning whether Hannibal Lecter is or is not a psychopath. At first this filled me with displeasure because I had some strong opinions of my own about Hannibal and what he is/isn’t. Then I realized I’d smoked a fatty and I didn’t really know what I was talking about. So. I went on a research rampage which I’ve tried to sort of organize and cohesive-ize(ooh that is not a word, Cider.) here and it’s 2 in the morning lets talk about Hannibal! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

v-v-v-is-for-vagina:

I never expected to ship hannigram this much.

nobody did

yeah it might have people in it though

I mean…

…thanks.

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becks28nz:

Lord of the Rings : Gender Swapped

Holy shit, can this please happen? Fucking perfect casting

I can’t even… wow I want this so bad. Can I please have Kate Winslet and Anne Hathaway as Merry and Pippin, holy shit PLEASE?

Perfect casting is perfect.

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really want whovengers but everything is roski

and this is how I feel because everyone’s like “It’s beautiful, look”

but I just don’t see it.

I want whovengers stories that are actually about the Doctor and I can’t find them and that hurts me. 

*cries way back into hole*

Firstly, I’m not feeling too kindly towards my lymph nodes today. I’ve got a swollen, extremely painful one by my throat and it makes eating breathing, talking, and basically existing a huge pain.

However, this brings me to my second thing: hot doctors. Oh yeah. So, last night when my throat first started super-swelling, I went to the hospital to check it was nothing serious and hot DAMN. I’m sitting there, right, in the doctor’s room with the door open and everyone’s dealing with this one freaking out lady on the other side of the hall. I noticed this one guy was just really, really good looking. Like, tall, slender and blonde with super clear blue eyes and the cutest smile ever and GUH.

And the, right as I’m sitting there staring and asking myself the question “do he got a booty?” (BTW, he dooooooooooooo) this gorgeous piece of person walks over to my room and turns out to be the doctor examining me. I really had to stop myself from calling him Dr. Sexy. And just to make my brain a little more limp, he’s got this long, dark scar on his neck and I have a thing about scars. Like, I know that a lot of time they probably serve as reminders of bad things that happened to you. And a lot of people, if they have visible scars, don’t want you to mention or talk about it. As such, I know that when I have the urge to lick, kiss, and examine someone else’s scars, that urge is inappropriate.

But it’s still there, ya know?And it makes me go all wibbly inside and then suddenly it’s like

Anyway. Enough about Dr. Sexy.

Thirdly: I keep seeing all these posts that are all like “wtf did the hannibal fandom come from yo”. You know what? I feel like that too. And I’m IN the Hannibal fandom, yo. Although I guess I feel more like “Where the fuck did this show come from”. It’s just… so good. And I’ve seen the original Hannibal movies. I havn’t read the books yet but I am working on it(by that I mean working at paying off my library fines so I can take books out again). But this show it’s just… so good. 

It’s almost the way I feel about BBC’s Sherlock. See, Sherlock Holmes is a classic character. Originally written in books, but now it’s been adapted onscreen(both the big and little) so many times that the characters have many different adaptations and the question of who’s “the best” or “the most original/true to theme” is really a matter of opinion at this point. 

One of the reasons I like BBC’s Sherlock so much is that the characters feel true to their origins, but somehow still new. Original, if you will. I won’t claim to be able to put my finger on it, but the actors of this series take me into a very different world with their storytelling than Sir Conan Doyle does with his. I couldn’t say which world I like more, I really don’t have a favourite. I just immensely enjoy the fact that through the same basic storyline, multiple stories/worlds/facets of these intricate characters are possible.

Speaking of intricate characters, ahem, I was originally talking about Hannibal. Similar to the way reading the books vs watching the BBC show give me different versions of Sherlock, the original Hannibal movies and the new NBC series are just as different. And I love it!

Yes, the basic plot will be the same. But we’ll learn something new.

Also it maybe has something to do with the fact that Mads Mikkelsen is actually one of the most beautiful men to ever grace my eyeballs with his face. I mean look at him.

hhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggh

Okay, you know what, I lied because I have a fourth thing: Hannigram shippers. They are a little nuts, yes, but you know what they’re also a little bit right. Because yes, it’s all going to end horribly, but, but, seriously? The possibility of attraction between Will and Hannibal is not exactly far fetched. Not normal, healthy attraction, obvs, but come on, neither of them are exactly healthy, normal people. I’m going to stick my neck out on a limb here and compare Hannibal to Sherlock again, but hello, did anyone read my rantings about how Sherlock and Moriarty are obsessed with each other and in love with each others minds and the only reason it turns to hate and killing is because they’re sociopaths and they don’t know how to deal with feeeeelings?

Does this sound familiar? At all? Yeah.

Okay. This turned into a really long post so I’ll leave now.

I’m watching “The Name of the Doctor”

… they just found River’s grave and I’m NOT OKAY.

Oh but wait, it’s not River’s grave it’s a secret entrance to the Doctor’s grave and I’m STILL NOT OKAY.

deansass:

deansass:

• make sure you have your asks enabled though, okay?
• Doing all of them; i’ll let you know when I’ll stop ;)
• I’ll send them as anon

• for people who told me i lied. im still doing em
• THIS IS THE BEST RESPONSE I GOT TO ONE AS OF YET LOL

Woot!

I made a crackship.

Castiel x Cesare Borgia

oops what the hell i must watch way too much telly

As far as I can tell it doesn’t exist anywhere. So… I’ll just leave this here?